I will make your ex boyfriend jealous

I will make your ex-boyfriend jealous by making it seem like you moved on from him and started talking/dating me. By any means you like, facebook, twitter, myspace, texting, etc.. I am super good at this, and he will either suffer from jealousy or come running back to you. I welcome all relationships gay or straight. =] I will also just be your best friend whenever you need me. =]