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Mistus Elordie
@mistus_elordie
The Sharpest Pen in the Room
Nigeria
Englisch
Über mich
I am Mistus Elordie — writer, satirist, and founding editor of The Sofa Sentinels Gazette.
I write satire that cuts. My work spans institutional parody, op-eds, personal essays, and ghostwritten pieces for clients who need a sharp voice without the byline. I understand tone, timing, and the difference between clever and actually landing.
I am also the author of D.I.D I Die & Leave Me Living? — a debut poetry collection available on Amazon.
My clients get writing that doesn't sound like everyone else's — because it isn't.
If that's what you need, you're in the right place.
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Meine Dienstleistungen
Artikel und Blogposts
I will write sharp satire and bold humorous social commentary
Brand Voice & Tone
I will ghostwrite savage, shareable satire in your voice
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Arbeitserfahrung
Brand strategist
Medium • Selbstständig
Jul 2025 - Present • 10 mos
I am the Editor-in-Chief of The Sofa Sentinel Gazette
