I will write a joke for 10 dollars

Are you giving a speech, toast or TED talk that needs to be "funny-ized"?

Do you need a funny slogan or short ad for your product or service?

Are you a pastor who is looking for some good, clean jokes to share with your congregation?

Have you been told that you're a smart guy, but you just ain't funny?

Are you writing the next War and Peace?

Except for the last one, I can help you.

Check out this link to a standup set that I recently performed (I wrote all the jokes) 

https://youtu.be/iMrUUtNMB0I

(Please don' t use these jokes yourself. if you do, you'll be cursed with bad luck, like the foolish people who bring home lava rocks from Hawaii.)

Because timing and delivery are so important in comedy, in addition to a text file, for a small additional fee, I will also deliver an audio file of yours truly--me--telling the jokes.  

Not sure what you want? Contact me and we can discuss your needs, and maybe even come up with a custom deal--just for you.