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I will read a poem to a tree
derektoplasm
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Über diesen Service
I will read a poem of your choosing to a tree of my choosing. As you may know, trees are incredible listeners. This makes them particularly well-suited for such a task. Upon receipt of your poem, I will consider its mood and work to select an appropriate age and species of tree, within reason. I will do my best to channel the poem's energy directly into the tree's trunk, where it has the highest capacity for receiving non-photon gifts. (Photons are best received by the leaves, and they already work hard enough as it is). You may request specifically that I read your poem to a dead tree as an offering it may take into the next sphere.
Please see the FAQs below for more info.
Note: Delivered files include audio and an image. Video is an optional add-on.
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derektoplasm
- AusVereinigte Staaten
- Mitglied seitJuni 2015
- Letzte Lieferung5 Jahre
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Hi, I'm a human person and I live on Earth. I have woken up over 12 thousand times, which is about average for my age.
FAQ
May I request a particular species of tree?
You may, and I will do my best to fulfill your request. However, I cannot guarantee that said species will be available and interested in the job. To increase the chances of having a request fulfilled, select a species native to the North-Eastern United States, like a robust maple or a kind dogwood
What if other trees hear the poem too?
This is, in-fact, a likely outcome. Seeing as trees usually stick around in one place for quite a while, it's rather nice if they have something to talk about with their neighbors, so I don't really mind eavesdroppers. If you would prefer a solitary tree please let me know.
Will you read the poem with a *insert accent, dialect, or celebrity-impersonation* voice?
Yes. Please specify in your notes.
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absadonik
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got recommended by a friend, so glad I did, seriously worth every penny
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jescribner
Vereinigte Staaten
This guy gets it. This guy knows what you need and doesn’t try to pretend that he doesn’t. He knows. You know that he knows and that helps you to move towards knowing even more about even more things. Nice.
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Hilfreich?U user02675112
Wiederkehrender Kunde
Vereinigte Staaten
fantastic, the end result was hella cool, really went above and beyond.
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Zusammensetzung der Bewertung
- Kommunikation
- An einen Freund weiterempfehlen
- Dienstleistung wie beschrieben
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A absadonik
Vereinigte Staaten
got recommended by a friend, so glad I did, seriously worth every penny
Hilfreich?J jescribner
Vereinigte Staaten
This guy gets it. This guy knows what you need and doesn’t try to pretend that he doesn’t. He knows. You know that he knows and that helps you to move towards knowing even more about even more things. Nice.
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Hilfreich?U user02675112
Wiederkehrender Kunde
Vereinigte Staaten
fantastic, the end result was hella cool, really went above and beyond.
Hilfreich?
